Yakkity yak, don’t talk back.
30 Apr
I just posted this on MySpace as well.
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I wrote and submitted my first draft on my MySpace study this weekend, and already received comments back from my professor, the sum of which amounted to “That sounds good. Go right ahead. Very interesting.” Ha. I don’t think he gets it at all.
To extend the draft, I did a fair amount of reading yesterday for the lit review portion, which consists mainly of danah boyd’s work, a few other papers on social networking at large, and a few articles on the great MySpace scare of ‘06.
I think the research has gone to my grey matter. Like some sort of recursive joke played by my brain, last night I had a dream where someone new in my life, whom I’ve been spending a great amount of time with, added me to her top 8. And in my dream it meant something.
What is ridiculous about this is it stems not from any actual desire to be added to her top 8, but from a previous dating experience, where the girl obsessed about her top 8, ranking all of her friends by order of importance to her, pubicly articulating her preferences. This caused me some anxiety, because now everyone could see where I ranked in her life. I could tell, just from a glance at her MySpace page, if I was doing well, or if there were others ahead of me. Not that I was in competition with other men. But there is a difference in top 8 behavior amongst “boyfriends,” those you are dating, and those you have simply been out with, so I could glean something about her feelings. Frankly, I would have rather she never added me to her top 8, because once added suddenly I was in a competition I never wanted to be in. Lame.
Anyway, I told D about my dream this morning, and as some sort of sick joke, she added me to her top 8. Thankfully, she could give a shit about the top 8, so I’m spared any sort of anxiety. It’s just a laugh now.
But this brings up bigger issues, doesn’t it? Top 8 means something; when people formulate their top 8, there is a methodology to their processes, and they think through it. Who is important to me? Why is this person important? What can I gain from making a public connection to this person? Will this person top 8 in me in turn? Special status is given to special people: “best friends,” partners, boyfriends, girlfriends, spouses, family members.
People stopping by a profile for the first time might look at the top 8, or even the top 1 or 2, and try to discern from that who the REALLY important people are to this person. “Is number one a boyfriend? Does that match the relationship status? Does the other person feel the same way?”
Those who don’t play by the top 8 rules very often fall into one of two camps: 1) They simply don’t care and never change their top 8, accepting whoever lands there; 2) Those who, in an act of defiance (sometimes blogged or bulletined about), use arbitrary criteria for selecting their top 8, perhaps putting only bands or fakesters (an old friendster term) in the top spots.
What is also interesting is when people make explicit reference to their omission from, or request they be placed in, the top 8. The status the top 8 brings means so much that they’ll actually request placement, rather than accept the natural order of things, or try to jockey for top 8 position through political maneuvering, (profile comments, picture comments, blog comments, etc.)
What does top 8 status get you? Esteem in the eyes of others by being affiliated with the person putting you in the top 8. It’s the high school popularity contest all over again, though with a limited number of spots. Now, only if we could aggregate top 8 number across the entire social network or within limited social circles (something like vizster, but with a focus on top 8 people). That would be interesting (and telling). Are connectors (those with a disproportionately high number of legitimate contacts) also top 8 worthy? (Meaning, do those people who have a high rate of top 8 placement also have a high number of friends?)
These are things I think about. There’s enough material in MySpace for several books, I swear to God.
11 Responses for "Top 8 On the Brain"
I’m going to link this as a bulletin for mah friends, if that’s cool.
I linked it, too. Good stuff, KB.
Do you realize that you have almost totally wiped out The Goat’s enormous lead in overall posts? You’re just one behind him now!
I need to write some code that will randomly assign friends to the top 8 every hour or so. Each one can feel special and anxious (until they catch on).
After that I will make Kris be #1 or last at random times of the day and leave cryptic comments on his page following each positional change. Boo-yah!
Link away, kids. I suppose this post has a limited audience, but what’re you gonna do?
Aaron: as it should be, as I pay the server costs.
D: too bad they no longer allow javascript, eh? (You know, because of this.) Maybe you can write a greasemonkey script for the tech savvy . . . maybe as a “reward,” placing them in the top 8? Or a greasemonkey script that will put all friends in the top n. There ya go.
Or forget random placement, how about constant, animated rotation, with no static pictures. That’d really confuse people.
I never thought much about the top 8, until I got demoted off one. It made me feel bad. Being there or not being there doesn’t matter to me, but being removed made me sad for at least 30 seconds. It’s a strange world, this myspace. I like your research.
The top 8 sounds terrible, personally. No wonder My Space and others like it are associated with so much drama, it’s pratically built into the structure. Do we really need another way to classify people? Yuck.
What is this “Myspace” of which you all speak?
D
May 01 2006 / 8am
I need to write some code that will randomly assign friends to the top 8 every hour or so. Each one can feel special and anxious (until they catch on).
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I’ll try this again…
?php
$friend[ ] = ‘friend #1′;
$friend[ ] = ‘friend #2′;
$friend[ ] = ‘friend #3′;
$friend[ ] = ‘etc…’;
srand ((double) microtime() * 1000000);
$random_number = rand(0,count($quotes)-1);
echo ($quotes[$random_number]);
?
Except you can’t execute PHP on MySpace, right? Or JavaScript, for that matter.
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