I Have A Fish…

By Boypan

13 May

I have a fish,

and it’s yellow and blue.

I have a fish,

how about you?

I have a fish,

it is not green.

I have a fish,

without a spleen.

I have a fish,

it’s got eyes made of plastic.

I have a fish,

containing no elastic.

I have a fish,

that can word process.

I have a fish,

that costs even less.

I have a fish,

on video tape.

I have a fish,

that is against date rape.

I have a fish.

I…have a fish.

The Goat, 1995

Filed under: Blogging, Poetry

Kables May 13th, 2006 at 4:44 pm 1
Oh. My. God.
The Goat May 13th, 2006 at 7:45 pm 2
Jeebus, indeed. That infamous tape has resurfaced. What was that, 10 years ago?

For those not in the know, that was some verse I recited freestyle at our old place in Bellingham back in the day.. Can you post that on youtube? ha ha
The Goat May 13th, 2006 at 7:46 pm 3
ah yes, 11 years ago. I should read posts all the way to the end.
A.Ho May 13th, 2006 at 8:10 pm 4
It’s lovely.
Kables May 13th, 2006 at 9:24 pm 5
Was that 1995? Hmmm…. must’ve been fall quarter in the house.

Oranges! Oranges!
Toftie May 14th, 2006 at 10:10 am 6
Ooo…Oooo!!! We should totally You Tube! I have a thing that transfers video to digital. Shall I come over and we do the whole collection and piece out what should be posted? Wouldn’t that be fun!!!
Boypan May 14th, 2006 at 11:12 am 7
Fuck ya that wide!!! Come on over KT!!! To cool =)
Kables May 14th, 2006 at 11:12 am 8
Danger danger! I forbid ye from making digital copies of said video. This is how careers are ruined.
Boypan May 14th, 2006 at 6:36 pm 9
Fine….DAD!!!!
TonjaD May 16th, 2006 at 7:14 am 10
This must have happened just before I met you guys, although I was probably just across the way at Grandma Dorothy’s house when it all went down.