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10 Jun
I’ve been spending a lot of time watching the World Cup this weekend, and I got to wondering about what my favorite sports really are… So here’s my top 5.. What are yours? Why? If you just hate sports, why haven’t you moved to Red China, you godless commie?
(or, you could try to explain yourself..)
My 5:
1. National Football League
2. Major League Baseball
3. National Basketball Association
4. NCAA Football
5. National Hockey League
You’re up…
PS: Can anyone explain the offsides rule in soccer to me?
PSS: How did Sweden fail to beat TNT today? Are people freaking out up there?
6 Responses for "Top Five Sports: Why?"
1. Cat throwing
2. Womanizing
3. Hunting with Dick Cheney
4. Pole vaulting
5. Playing catch
1. Bottle cap removal
2. Leering
3. Evasion
4. Where’s my fucking phone?
5. That thing I do.
Offsides…..you can’t be closer to the goal then the opposite team on their side. It’s to help keep up a defense. You have to have two players (I think that is right) in front of you at all times. The goalie and a defender.
1. Soccer
2. Bowling
3. Lawn Darts
4. Marbles
5. Horse Races
1. NHL (Go Oilers. Go Capitals.) and WHL (Go Americans.)
2. NFL (Go Colts.)
3. everything else.
I can be convinced to watch almost any sport if someone knowledgeable can explain it to me. I love the Olympics especially figure skating, gymnastics, and swimming. I like horse racing and NCAA basketball. The only thing I’m not into watching is golf and Nascar, but I probably just haven’t found the right person to watch it with yet.
NFL
NCAA Basketball
Volleyball (beach or indoor)
Olympics (swimming, gymnastics and figure skating)
NBA/MLB
NFL
MLB Baseball
NCAA hockey (Go Maine)
NHL
NCAA basketball
10-12 years ago, the NBA would’ve been near the top of this list. However, the emergence of thugball in the mid 90’s (thanks, Pat Riley) slowed the game to such a crawl that it became painful to watch. I understand scoring is starting to creep up again, but I still can’t bring myself to sit through a game.
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