Burt Reynolds uses saran wrap is the source of all nougat makes your momma’s eyes bleed and gives her hives filled with Mr. Pibb swell to the sizeof honeydew melons get surly and hostile when you lather them with KY jelly is good to use on a dry ass.

I was very bored in class on July 13, 2000.  Ahh, the things you find when you’re getting ready to move…