11 Responses for "My lesbian sister is a hot model"

1. Toftie August 25th, 2006 at 9:48 pm 1

   And for the record, I tried multiple pictures of me that I would actually show people (i.e. pictures I like) and it came back worse. They even said I looked like Bill Gates and Sissy Spacek. But the best ones have been Howard Dean and Golda Meir.  Next time I’m feeling ugly, don’t argue with me, it’s been confirmed. (on a side note, the only one that has come up a few times for different pictures was Nancy Sinatra so I’m going to stick with that one)

2. somebody August 26th, 2006 at 4:09 pm 2

   who did that song ‘I love your smile”?

3. Kerry August 27th, 2006 at 11:55 am 3

   Did you try a picture without glasses? I’m not sure how this website works, but you sure as hell don’t look 66% like Wayne Knight even on his best day.

4. Kerry August 27th, 2006 at 11:59 am 4

   Shanice?

5. Brenda August 27th, 2006 at 12:18 pm 5

   I agree w/Kerry – try a photo w/out glasses. I predict Mary Louise Parker.

6. The Goat August 27th, 2006 at 4:52 pm 6

   Hey, I think Meryl Streep and Janeane Garafolo are both pretty attractive, so you’re in good company there.. Also, you’re cuter than both of them by a country mile

7. toftie August 27th, 2006 at 10:42 pm 7

   Sadly, I tried at least six photos without glasses. Still a man.

8. anonoposter August 28th, 2006 at 3:40 am 8

   Lesbian Titillation a Big Bust for Blog

   AP. As the big holiday preweekend waned so did the hopes for a big holiday
   hit fest on blog darling Katie “KT” Tofts cute “blog in a blog” blog.
   Miss Toft is the star player for the struggling “A bunch of us” blog site which
   is a loose confederation of mediocre bloggers,most
   notable for ingesting, disseminating and repeating a lot of kooky fringe
   gossip, so five minutes ago trends, old man sports, and endless vapid
   ego massaging. Despite all the hoopla, and brazen self promotion, the so
   titled “My lesbian sister is a hot model” entry failed to generate the
   hoped for mega hits and languished in the mid double digits thru most of
   the busy weekend leading up to summers last stand. “This is very
   disturbing to us. We are very concerned that Ms.Tofts poor showing may
   be and indicator for ‘blogslog’ across the panoply of blogs that make up
   this thing we call the “blog ‘o’ sphere”.
   So said Raymond Kramer Gomez. Mr. Kramer Gomez is chief analyst for
   Blogstat.com which secretly monitors, comments on, and collects metric
   data from a select group of blogs. “But what is most alarming is that we
   have these soft numbers despite the busy holiday with its presumed
   attendant viewership and Ms.Tofts recent turn towards making her blog
   more “adult oriented”. In recent weeks in what appears to be a grab for
   more hits, which in the blog world translate into ratings, the baby
   faced Ms. Toft has submitted a number of posts with salacious titles and
   dubious subject matter.”from our viewpoint it seems a bit desperate but
   of late Ms. Toft seems to be all about desperation, and debauchery. it
   is regrettable.” Kramer Gomez may have been referring to the usually
   demure Ms. Tofts recent misadventure in do it yourself image makeovers by
   posing for suggestive photos with gay guys. The most notable of these
   being the notorious “tongue” photo in which Ms.Toft unashamedly displays
   and impressive rock star like tongue while leering at a child’s pink
   popsicle with two gay guys and their popsicles. “That photo generated a
   lot of heat and excitement among readers, believe you me. we have lots
   of data that shows a huge spike in readership and lots of other places
   as a result of that photo” Kramer Gomez said a little sheepishly. when
   questioned further Kramer Gomez said “that data is provided to our
   subscribers and others for a price” Mr. Kramer Gomez did sheepishly allow
   that ‘at least one user downloaded that photo “multiple” times.” If that
   photo is visual proof of Ms. Tofts desire to leave behind the safe G
   rated Disneyland she has ruled over, it certainly doesn’t seem she’s
   going to content herself or her readers by stopping at a PG Spiceworld.
   In fact, Ms. Toft gave her readers some insight into her secret world
   sometime earlier this year and it seems a lot more xx. In a disturbing
   thumbing of her cute button nose at every institution known to man, Ms
   Toft gleefully recounted a typical weekend for her which consisted of
   numerous out of wedlock anonymous sexual encounters, binge
   drinking, cursing, blasphemy, shoot the works gambling, gluttony and
   oddly, lawn mowing. Then why is Ms Tofts seamy new brand of sleaze not
   selling? “She’s a big with a capital big Tease” says the sheepish Kramer Gomez in
   and exasperated near yell, “She’s all sizzle and no steak” She’s
   playing a game here with her readers”. Mr.Kramer Gomez cites the current
   and disappointing “My lesbian sister is a hot model” entry. “there was a
   lot of excitement and anticipation surrounding MLSIAHM,a lot provided by
   Toft herself. everybody’s hot for lesbian action and hot models whatever.
   But what did we get? some kakafka who do I look like photo mess with
   some boohoo sob girl rant about I’m so horrible and nobody loves me sob boohoo.
   We’ve seen this ploy many times from Ms.Toft it’s a fishing expedition, but this is
   the first time she’s sunk to using the L word.” Mr. Kramer Gomez
   half of whom is from a foriegn country reiterated in a somewhat
   sheepish half sob ‘A tease, a damn big tease. she makes a lot of
   promises and gets everybody all hot and bothered and then it’s like she
   slaps your hand. there’s a lot of readers who are getting frustrated
   with Toftie and her act, she’s causing a lot of discomfort.” But not all blame
   can be placed at the adorable Miss Tofts well worn revolving bedroom
   doorstep. Much to the ire of readers, dreaded soviet style tactics have
   been in evidence at the formerly free wheeling anything goes blog site.
   One fan who wished to remain anonymous said “Most guys just want to go to
   Tofties blog, read her entry, maybe make a comment and then they’re outta there,
   bing,bang, boom, like that, but now you gotta be real careful” he refused further
   elaboration. So what can a formerly hot property like Ms.Toft do, to prop up
   her blog and possibly give a lift to her sagging members? According to
   Mr. Kramer Gomez it’s not a matter of ‘put up or shut up’. It’s a little more complex
   than that “It’s more like OK, Either put out and if you’re not gonna put out than
   at least take your stupid top off for gods sake.”,he ended somewhat cryptically saying
   “Shanice yes!”?

9. toftie August 28th, 2006 at 10:45 pm 9

   Wow. I mean…well…wow. I couldn’t agree more. What a frackin’ tease.

10. Raymond Kramer-Gomez August 29th, 2006 at 7:17 am 10

    Our guidance suggests Miss Toft to be a rather firm buy. Please rsvp to receive the full impact and thrust of our, um, research.

11. Anonymous October 5th, 2006 at 8:05 pm 11

    Blog services firm suspends operations

    New York (AP)- In a surprise announcement, Blog services firm BlogStat Media has
    decided to suspend all anonymous commenting operations. Spokesperson and chief
    technologist Ray K. Gomez said in a telephone news conference Thursday that the
    firm will cease all further blog related postings effective immediately. Mr.Gomez
    cited decreased interest in the firms premium “High content” remarks, and the
    blog reading publics desire for limited general “MOR” comments, dead links and
    “smileycons”. “Our internal surveys suggests that some of our more complex
    comments such as those featured on K.Tofts blog, have induced physical and mental
    exaustion in many consumers which has led to vertigo, perplexed looks and a
    generalized anxiety which engenders a certain hostility towards the product and
    the firm.” Mr.Gomez further suggested the firms comments may have had other
    untoward effects. “There seems to be some empirical evidence that certain of our
    developers output has had a “chilling” effect on the primary author. This
    chilling effect has manifested as a decreased frequency of postings and in some
    cases a complete cessation and even abandonment of the blog site.” Gomez added
    “We serve at the behest and pleasure of the individual blogger and despite our
    respective interests they remain mutual and not mutually exclusive, Thank you
    very much.” There have been industry rumours that the firm may offer anonymous
    commenting services at ’some point’ on a “fee basis”.