This is NOT Happening…This is NOT Happening…

By Aaron

5 Oct

Dear God in Heaven, NOOOOO!!!

YAKIMA, Washington (AP) — Federal investigators were set Tuesday to begin an investigation into a fire that ruined about 4 percent of America’s yield of hops, used as flavoring in the brewing of beer and ale.

Find a happy place….find a happy place…

Filed under: Booze

5 Responses for "This is NOT Happening…This is NOT Happening…"

Chris October 5th, 2006 at 2:12 pm 1
Good thing I’ve been stockpiling. In fact, this is the first move in my plan to corner the hops market, at which point it’s just a half-step to world domination.
Aaron October 5th, 2006 at 2:15 pm 2
The first graders are walking past the library right now. One of them just asked their teacher “Why is Mr. Aaron curled up on the floor crying and sucking his thumb?”
D M October 6th, 2006 at 5:16 pm 3
Just what we fucking needed. A reason for beer to get more expensive.
BunE October 10th, 2006 at 12:02 pm 4
Couldn’t you just call them “roasted”?
Fuz October 10th, 2006 at 1:19 pm 5
Or, for that matter, “smoked”?