Yakkity yak, don’t talk back.
18 Oct
…and I’ll tell you why. Not only is it the obvious choice for best search engine (and feel free to expose me to something better if you like) but what really “turns me on,” as Vincent would say, are the Calendar, Gmail, and Doc/spreadsheet features.
I have yearned for the apple-like feature where it lumps one string of emails in a subject together so I don’t have to search and sift. Oh god that’s good. I also have never witnessed a better spam filter (although lately it’s let some slip through). Not to mention it automatically adds people to my address book when I reply to them and then recognizes them as outlook would when I start to type their names. I’m giggly with pleasure.
The calendar is amazing because of the functionality and practicality. Not only can it be pretty and help you sort your life between social and work and misc. with different colors, but you can share any calendar out to another person. Do you know how much easier it was planning my vacation to see Max and Jay when they shared their work calendars out to me? You can also set text message alerts for appointments as well as setting up any increment of time for recurring events. Did I mention I can import my outlook work calendar? Love it.
Lastly, I’m doing a Biggest Loser contest at work with about 15 people or so and there is a big cash money prize for who loses the biggest percentage of weight by December 1. The way I’ve been attacking this challenge is through an excel spreadsheet where I plan and track my weight watchers points (although I didn’t actually sign up for WW and instead am figuring it out on my own) and I journal each day about how I feel (physically/emotionally) mostly to see the withdrawal and then comeback benefits as I go along, as well as what exercises I’ve done so I can see where my patterns or lack thereof fall and make adjustments.
But Katie, what the fuck does this have to do with Google? Good question. You see I have this spreadsheet on my home laptop, but sometimes at work I have a surprise lunch or dinner thrown at me and I need to calculate my points and plan ahead to see where I am and what I can order. But the spreadsheet is at home on my computer and I don’t want to have to continue to email it back and forth. Sure I could store it at work and Citrix in from home, but I hate getting on Citrix.
Low and behold, Google has Documents and Spreadsheets. You can import any office file and it will store it in your google account AND, get this, you can work on it from there. Like open source! So now I track it all on Google and can have it at my fingertips at all times. I am so giddy…I want to climb under the Google table and surprise them with a thank you hummer.
That’s all. Carry on.
19 Responses for "Google Whore"
I’m with you. Google has done the whole app convergence thing a lot better than most, and I really on it’s beneficence daily. Also, don’t forget Google Reader, which I switched to earlier this year after I got sick of Bloglines outages.
My favs: multiple Google calendars, to manage different aspects of school/work/play, and being able to send/received multiple accounts through GMail (which does have the best spam filters in all the business).
Anyone tried mail.live.com yet (the new Hotmail?) It’s slooooooooooooooow.
Oh, and I guess I should also add that Google Analytics tracks the traffic on this site.
God I hope they really won’t become evil.
I’m glad you use the functions of google. I’ve been seeing them on my screen but wasn’t sure about it. I like the idea of documents and spreadsheets. That is very smart. So is the calander function. Google is very smart! I think I will start using those now.
They are an enormous company with a massive, near-monopolistic market share. Our default conclusion should be that they will become evil if they’re not already.
Viva Scroogle.
And I am now a Google Reader convert. I like it so much better than bloglines and was able to import my subscriptions from there. awesome.
But . . . . but . . . . but . . . . they told the shareholders! But!
I would so love to comment on this but am unable to. Suffice to say that those Google dudes are so dead.
Are you going to “fucking kill Google”?
What about me? me the anonymous poster. Why am I not entitled to a hummer? Have I
not brought joy and pleasure to your life? Have you forgotten the laughter? The
mirth? How many times upon reading a comment did you chuckle to yourself or share
a knowing smile with a friend or co worker? Or do you derive ‘giggly pleasure’
only from calendars and spreadsheets with their cold hard numbers? I daresay
these Google people, given the hardcore dweeby geeks that they are, probably are
not interested in what you are offering. Why not take your top off when you give
them a hummer? Why not disrobe entirely? I’m sure that that, might get their
attention. But the anonymous poster, the anonymous poster gets nothing for his
effort. The volumes of achingly funny comments with their side splitting spasms
of irony. The psuedo news reports with the tantalizing touches of innuendo that
only he can provide. And is it not obvious that the Anonymous poster has a not so
secret crush on you? I wish very much that you would consider giving me a hummer
as well. I however, given my abiding respect for you will not degrade you by
making you take your top off, nor will I allow you to give it to me ‘under the
table.’ I am more than willing to pay all applicable taxes and will excercise all
due dilligence to ensure that your generosity is not encumbered by tawdry
details. I would prefer the H1 though, cause the new mid size is kinda lame. In
that metalic “khaki” color if that’s available
I may be the only person on this site that isn’t annoyed by ap. I found the news review extremely eerie, but entertaining. Sometimes it gets a little nasty and sophomoric, but in general I ask for a lot of the crap thrown at me. If ap actually knows me he knows I’m not one to actually go topless OR give hummers under the table but if he doesn’t know me, I am definitely leading him astray with my choice of descriptions.
You know what I like about anonymous poster? 2 things: 1) AP obviously writes his comments out well ahead of time in MS Word and then pastes them into the comment form — hence the unnatural line breaks. Perhaps he does this for the spell check? Too bad there’s no comma splice check. The little touches are nice, though . . . 2) AP refers to his one identity, but through a little snooping anyone can discover that good ol’ AP like to choose the pseudonym that fits the moment. Pennsylvania? I like that AP is such a chameleon. So funny, that one!
Two things I don’t like AP: 1) Poor fucker doesn’t have high speed internet. That must suck big douchey balls, because my douchey friends tell me that underage boy porn is optimized for broadband. 2) AP wants the big Hummer. You know what they say about little boys who want the big Hummer! (Oh for shame, AP! It’s ok to be small!)
I think he lives in Colorado somewhere.
fat free sour cream. grrrrr
Don’t knock it. If you buy the fat free sour cream that has the cow print on the tub it tastes just like normal sour cream. I always suspect that one day we’ll discover it was never fat free after all like on that Seinfeld episode where they eat all the fat free yogurt and then gain weight because it wasn’t really fat free.
New Jersey, eh? I doubt that.
Oh yeah. Broomfield maybe.
The Blogstat Interview with the Anonymous Poster
The Anonymous Poster sits down with Blogstat.coms Raymond Kramer Gomez for this exclusive no holds barred interview
I met up with the Anonymous Poster at a deserted east side coffee house in the seventies. Boyish and dapper in a tailored dark suit, the Anonymous Poster appears urbane and important but not self important, as if he should be doing other things instead of commenting on blogs. Certainly, not the creepy stalker type that is suggested by some of his online detractors.
RKG: Anonymous Poster welcome.
AP: Thanks Ray. Thanks for having me.
RKG: You seem to be the subject of some controversy in your new position as anonymous poster in residence on Katie Toft’s little blog.
AP: I guess.
RKG: I mean it seems you spend a disproportionate amount of time having to respond to a lot of little internecine skirmishes that arise.
AP: (distracted) Huh? Oh.
RKG: In particular the blogs Director of technical affairs Kables seems to have a problem with you.
AP: Kables? What is that? like cables or something? I don’t get that.
RKG: He said recently, in fact, that he ‘doesn’t like you’ because he thinks you have a dial up connection.
AP: So, what is he like twelve or something?
RKG: He further claims that you like ‘underage boy porn’.
AP: That’s an adolescent argument. Actually, sometimes I’d rather kill most little boys.
RKG: Really?
AP:(rolls eyes) Well no. I mean really they’re annoying. Little girls are cute though.
RKG: So..
AP:(exasperated) No.
RKG: He seems to claim personal knowledge of you and your whereabouts and methodologies as it were.
AP: Yea well he’s got these ultrageek skills, so I guess he does his little thing where he can spy on you thru the internet. But, they’re hostile reactions. I mean I guess he’s and ok guy, but you know he’s doing his middle management thing and I guess there’s some cya going on there. He’s pretty “anti” and the guy never laughs about anything period. So he’ll probably delete this.
RKG: Anti?
AP: Well yes, I mean this is like a Seattle blog somewhere. I mean what do you have there? They make coffee and they had that grudge thing like 25 years ago. It rains there everyday, So, I mean it’s like they’re basically living in the woods. Very provincial and hostile to anyone who they perceive as and “outsider”. I mean they’re virtual canadians.
RKG: Grudge? You mean grunge?
AP: Is that it? Whatever, nobody cares.
RKG: Do you use MS Word for your comments?
AP: Of course. I am a professional.
RKG: Ok, let’s move on. KT on the other hand says that she doesn’t find you ‘annoying’.
AP:(Blushes, perks up) She said that?
RKG: She goes on to say that she finds you mostly “nasty and sophomoric”.
AP:(sighs wistfully) mmm… nasty and sophomoric, mmmm that’s so (pauses, staring off) wonderful…
AP:(Queryingly) I mean that’s kinda nice right?
RKG: You regard that as a positive?
AP: I regard all of her responses as positive.(Thoughtful now)Yes, she’s very responsive I think.
RKG: So you are just looking for a response, any response?
AP:(Guarded stammers) huh? Uh.. well no..not exactly..
RKG: Seems pretty sophomoric.
RKG: Are you gay?
AP: Ok, I think we’re done here.
The Anonymous Poster appears regularly in Tofties little blog in a blog blog
If only you were always this witty.
This was witty, I’ll give him that…but I’m confused about the MS Word thing. I thought he was using it to proof things and avoid typos? There are more in there then just the grudge/grunge business which seemed on purpose. Speaking of grunge, 25 years ago?? Hardly. Maybe wikipedia can help him out a bit… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grunge
[...] Here’s the thing. I’m doing Weight Watchers and I love it (I never thought I would say that). It appeals to the database girl inside of me that likes to fill my spreadsheet with what I’ve eaten and calculate the points (see “google-whore“). It’s ilke a puzzle I get to do every night. But I also like that I really can eat what I want if I realize that eating that piece of chocolate means less steak and no wine. Or drinking that glass of wine means veggies for a snack instead of popcorn. You know what I mean? It’s all about realizing moderation and how you just can’t eat on impulse and fill your gut with everything your heart desires without having to live with the consequences. [...]
Leave a reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.