As one of those millions of unfortunate souls cursed to spend their formative teenage years in Ronald Reagan’s America, I long harbored a sneaking suspicion that my president was on drugs. Now, at last, thanks to the miracle of the YouTubes, I have the proof.

Don’t deny what you know in your heart to be true. It explains so much, doesn’t it? (And twenty years from now, when the stories finally leak out about DubYa snorting lines of Peruvian cocaine off the Oval Office desk, will you be shocked then, either? I won’t, because it’s the only explanation of the last six horrific years that makes any sense at all.)

(link via the Boing Boings)