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11 May
Well, I am finally feeling up to posting.
As you may or may not know, Greg and I are expecting. A baby. And to win the lottery, because, like the man says, you can’t win if you don’t play. Anyhow, some background: we decided we wanted more children about six months ago and when I went in for a pre-conception visit, I was sidelined by the whole “having cancer” thing. Well, six weeks after my successful treatment, my OB gave me clearance for take-off and I immediately got pregnant. I also knew immediately because — and I am not kidding here — I started having pregnancy symptoms TWO DAYS after conception. And, unlike my prior pregnancies, I have symtoms of every stripe — sick sick sick, sore and growing boobies, being worn out from taking naps, emotional to the point of absurdity, and others that I’m sure I’ve now acclimated to and hardly notice.
I am, as of today, five weeks pregnant. I go in for my first appointment with my OB on May 22nd, the day before I leave for an extended holiday. I feel compelled to tell you about my OB: I love him. And I don’t mean like, “I respect his work,” or “he is highly competent and has a wonderful bedside manner.” I mean, like love love. He makes me have cartoon hearts in my eyes. His name is Tommy and he is a personal friend of mine (I interned for him when I was in school and thought I wanted to be a doctor. Kids, huh?) I think Greg may love him, too, because, when he came back into the recovery area after I had my surgery, he hugged Tommy and said, “Thank you for taking care of her. You’re my hero.” And I’m pretty sure I saw cartoon hearts in his eyes, too.
Here’s some other interesting bits:
We have already picked out names for girls and boys.
Girls: 1st place: Xiaolin
2nd place: Ella
Boys: 1st place: Finn
2nd place: Carroll
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I will be delivering at this hospital and this will be my room. I will opt for the suite if it is available because I am a hedonist and none of my pleasures are guilty.
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My due date (per my last period) is January 11, 2008. The ultrasound I will have on the 22nd will either confirm this date or set a new one based on the fetal development.
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We’ve told all of our friends and family and everyone is positively giddy.
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It is momentous, friends, making a child with a person that you adore.
Yours In Puke,
Mel
6 Responses for "I Can Grow People"
Dude. Whoa. Babies.
Firstly, congratulations, and I hope everything goes smoothly and that your puke is odorless.
Secondly, Xiaolin is a fantastic name, and I look forward to your girl’s movies — especially those made in Hong Kong.
Thirdly, all the rest of your names teh bomb/hawt.
Supercool. Congrats.
I have met many many Ellas within the 2-4 year old age range…I have yet to meet a single Xiaolin.
Yeah, Ella is a distant second to Xiaolin. I expect our families to be devastated. When I mentioned it to my sister-in-law, she said, “Um … really? I mean, its a beautiful name, but you’re not REALLY going to name the baby that. Are you? And isn’t there a kung-fu movie named that?” So, most people like it in theory. We like it in practice. If it is a girl, I am about 95% sure she will be named Xiaolin. Same goes for Finn, if its a boy.
What about “Zoom?”
It would do my heart great good to know that, somewhere in the world, there was a child named “Zoom.”
Murgatroid
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