I love looking at new inventions or improvements to crap we already have.  So here are my two favorites of this week.

The first one is semi-serious in terms of something I would LOVE to have in my basement room that is billed as a bedroom but has no space for an actual bed if you expect humans to be able to walk around it.  So check this cool shit out.  Damn.  If I were made of money…well I guess I wouldn’t have such a fracking joke of a third bedroom.

Next.  Totally cool for a lazy person like me.  I don’t love talking to people on the phone especially if I don’t know them, but add to that the room for error when ordering a food and I just found my wet dream.  Trouble is, I don’t like pizza or Domino’s (fucking commies).  But if you do like those two things or have no problem supporting the Christian Right, then know you can now order pizza online and you can get really detailed about it.  Check out this review from one of my favorite sites, The Sneeze.  Funny shit.