It snowed in Seattle this weekend. I shit you not. As a white person, I also enjoy shorts weather, and welcome it back. Dina hates my choice of shorts, though. I like the baggy cargo shorts that hang off my ass. She wants me to wear dressy shorts, like those one would wear while piloting a skiff through the Mediterranean. Boat shoes and an ascot might be in order as well. And caviar and champagne. That’s not me, though…
My shorts hang down past my knees, and that’s how I likes it! Plus, I have a bunch of crap to carry around, and I’d prefer to avoid the fanny pack or man purse situations.
Although I have decided that I need to mosturize my knees this year.. They’re like lizard skin. It’s kinda heinous.
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It snowed in Seattle this weekend. I shit you not. As a white person, I also enjoy shorts weather, and welcome it back. Dina hates my choice of shorts, though. I like the baggy cargo shorts that hang off my ass. She wants me to wear dressy shorts, like those one would wear while piloting a skiff through the Mediterranean. Boat shoes and an ascot might be in order as well. And caviar and champagne. That’s not me, though…
My shorts hang down past my knees, and that’s how I likes it! Plus, I have a bunch of crap to carry around, and I’d prefer to avoid the fanny pack or man purse situations.
Although I have decided that I need to mosturize my knees this year.. They’re like lizard skin. It’s kinda heinous.
My eyes! Ze goggles do nothing!
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