Alright.  I admit it.  All these years of killing brain cells has finally caught up with me.  Only instead of the frying egg sensation, I think it was more of a pouring of thick black gooeyness over my brain and now, at 31, I have to try and think through the La Brea tar pit that is my brain.

I’ve stumbled upon a brain power test where you run through a couple exercises and it tells you the actual performance age of your brain. The hardest part is the fact it combines images with words and I guess that pulls at two different sides of your brain.  Apparently I have a river of black tar blocking the connection between the two.  The first time I did it I discovered my brain was 65.  Oh my fracking god.

Try for yourself and let me know what you are.  Today with a little more coffee, better sleep, and some more familiarity with the test, I scored an age of 39.  Getting closer.

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Took this test once a few years ago, and just stumbled across it again yesterday…

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

You approach Satan’s wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Take the Dante’s Divine Comedy Inferno Test